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Famous pregnancy addict Octomom has bought a new house in Los Angeles to the exuberant delight of her old neighbors. Octomom Nadya Suleman will be moving into a home in the La Habra neighborhood of LA, next door to several homes that instantly lost 50 percent of their value since the purchase was finalized. Although her new neighbors have already begun to cry uncontrollably, her old neighbors have been seen throwing wild block parties.

"I prayed to God for this moment many, many, many times," says former neighbor Jack McManus. “It’s the best thing that has ever happened to me.”

However, her new neighbors seem to be quickly sinking into depression.

"We are all going to kill ourselves," says new neighbor Bob Mung. "The entire street has made a suicide pact. The thought of living next to that woman is too much for us.”
http://www.datelinehollywood.com/dateline_hollywood/2009/03/octomom-snags-new-house-new-neighbors-make-suicide-pact.html

Our new favorite sandwich blog, breadxbread, reports a picklenapping:
whoever stole mr. pickle, you sicken me. i hope when the police finally corner you and lock you away for the rest of your miserable life, that your every waking moment is haunted by the look of innocent joy on mr. pickle’s face. a look that you have stolen from all of us.
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Photo by aodland.
Update: Alex wrote in just as we were hitting publish on this thing: “I think you will agree with me that this is the worst thing that has happened in the history of humanity. right now there are two signs up in the window of mr. pickle’s, one says ‘did you see who took mr. pickle?’ and the other reads ‘mama pickle wants her mr. pickle back’ which smashes my heart into a million unfixable pieces.” Thanks, Alex.

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